Last updated April 20, 2012
April 20, 2012 by ht
Just saw this photo by Christian Stoll (by way of but does it float) and couldn’t help but think how incredibly awesome the KOMBOH office would look with a megalithic mail room. We’d likely never have enough mail to fill even one of the cubbyholes, but maybe we could end up renting them out on a per night basis. Sort of like a cramped motel catered towards people who find that the stale smell of paper and lick-able glue helps them fall asleep easier. Chocolate mints on every crumpled FedEx box pillow substitute.
April 19, 2012 by ht
Just in case you were wondering, the best* way to scare your fellow employee is to hide in the dark abyss a large paper shredding bin and pop out as they come close to place something inside. Works like a charm. The only** setback we’ve encountered so far is the build up of lactic acid in your legs if no one comes around for a long time.
*This is entirely up for debate. If you have any better (and proven) method(s) of almost giving your cubicle mate a heart attack, please let us know.
**No one has yet to try and lock us inside. I’m guessing that this is far less enjoyable.
April 5, 2012 by ht
*An imaginary place that we invite you to visit sometime soon.
September 13, 2010 by ht
I imagine the only thing more refreshing than a Great Scot Sundae is a poster of one. But if trans fats, liquid sugar, and bovine growth hormones aren’t your style, I’m sure tha a Plus 80 Stapler poster would be easier on all of your internal organs. Either way, these fine gems, and many other hand selected oddities, are yours to be had at Absolute Sellout.